supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

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rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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Okay so I may really adore this guy. I just might!

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blissless:

i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons!