onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

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My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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